Greetings

yourdp:

yourmonkeycalled:

Hey dudes, let’s pick a hand-based salutation standard and stick to it. I’m tired of punching your open palm or catching your fist.

the shake, the pound, the point, shake 1/2 hug, shake chest bump (more gangster), side shoulder pat, jump shoulder bump, shake/thumb/slide snap fingers, leave hands in pockets don’t touch me gesture, and my favorite the douche bag we made up this hand shake to look cool shake/twist/pound/hand roll/double snap/pound pound psh noise.

pick one and announce it upon initial greeting.  Hi I’m Aaron shake 1/2 hug (execute).  Nice to meet you. 

Why did this have to be gender-exclusive? Can’t we all just crank that Soulja Boy as a greeting?

[PS: 1) I can’t remember the last time I’ve given a five on the black-hand side.
2) Why do shakes always have to be with the right hands? Fascists. ]

4 years ago  /  8 notes  /  Source: yourmonkeycalled