I'm Chris. I work in technology. I can juggle two oranges with
one hand but not three with two. I have trouble finding shoes.
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Jul 16
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The long way around to nothing.

  • him: I am so tired
  • ElleBelle: What did you do last night? cocktail party?
  • him: Lot of magic-mouth activity; you know how it is. I should have worn knee-pads
  • ElleBelle: shut up...
  • him: Got drunk, which made me think it was a good idea to get high, which made me think it was a good idea to steal a car. I am so exhausted I can barely carry the body to the incinerator
  • ElleBelle: liar you were reading a book or talking to fatmanatee...dish sucka
  • him: I just read like a loser!
  • BoutOfContext [in head]: Did you two just say that talking to fatmanatee was as losery as reading a book? Ouch!
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