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</description><title>Bout of Context</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @boutofcontext)</generator><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>"I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two weeks ago. I don’t mind gays. But I..."</title><description>“I meet with the gays here and there. They were in my house two weeks ago. I don’t mind gays....</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/251033017</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/251033017</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 14:07:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Quotes</category><category>Gaffes</category><category>Utah</category><category>Politics</category><category>Civil Rights</category><category>Discrimination</category></item><item><title>CNNMoney enlisted Fortune, Money, Essence, and Sports...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktdm03eRTK1qz7a78o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;CNNMoney enlisted &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/magazines/fortune/" target="_blank"&gt;Fortune&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/magazines/moneymag/" target="_blank"&gt;Money&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a target="new" href="http://www.essence.com/"&gt;Essence&lt;/a&gt;, and &lt;a target="new" href="http://www.si.com/"&gt;Sports Illustrated&lt;/a&gt; in a year-long special feature, &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/news/specials/assignment_detroit/" target="_blank"&gt;&lt;i&gt;Assignment: Detroit&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/a&gt;. One off-chute is an &lt;a href="http://money.cnn.com/news/storysupplement/fortune_poll/index.html" target="_blank"&gt;advertising competition&lt;/a&gt; to pitch Detroit, reflecting on the question, “Why would anyone smart, young, and creative move to or stay in Detroit?”&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I like &lt;a href="http://shackletonplan.com/" target="_blank"&gt;ShackletonPlan.com&lt;/a&gt;’s submission (above) with this extra copy on their site:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;“Some people have a gift to see below the surface. Beyond the hype and the stereotypes They’re the people who look for opportunities where others only find problems. The ones who find rewards when others can only see uncertainty. Today, Detroit stands poised to reward the brave among us. Those willing to invest their time and energy in the unknown.  Not because they’re risk takers, but because they’re visionaries. Those are the people wanted most.”&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Urban agriculture sabbatical 2010; who’s coming with me? In reality, I haven’t the foggiest idea how, or if, I could engage The D in a mutually rewarding way. That hasn’t dampened my armchair entrepreneurial speculation; or idle fantasies about putting my stuff in storage and buying a bungalow on plastic to foment the next big thing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/250824196</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/250824196</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Nov 2009 09:23:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Detroit</category><category>Economy</category><category>Rebuilding</category><category>Projecting from my cube</category></item><item><title>SARAH PALIN TO APPEAR AT BJ'S!</title><description>SARAH PALIN TO APPEAR AT BJ'S!: (via mandalay) If you thought the current Newsweek cover was sexist,...</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/249798731</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/249798731</guid><pubDate>Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:21:21 -0500</pubDate><category>Newsweek</category><category>Sarah Palin</category><category>Impending disavowed double entendre</category></item><item><title>Sign of the times.</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktc8m4bsEy1qz7a78o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Sign of the times.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/249219898</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/249219898</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 23:03:43 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Know NYC Technologists Needing Work?</title><description>After a long period of almost uniformly grim news in corporate IT, I’m getting… I...</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/248947524</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/248947524</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 18:56:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Jobs</category><category>Economy</category><category>IT Guys</category><category>Make money money</category><category>Corporate</category></item><item><title>I accidentally clicked a sponsored ad on a Clusterstock article...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://12.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktbp7iGdjs1qz7a78o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I accidentally clicked a sponsored ad on a &lt;a href="http://www.businessinsider.com/obama-treasury-nominee-has-a-tax-issues-2009-11" target="_blank"&gt;Clusterstock article&lt;/a&gt; (don’t spend it all in one place, &lt;a href="http://johncarney.tumblr.com/" target="_blank"&gt;Carney&lt;/a&gt;) leading to this clever pitch for Newport, NJ called &lt;i&gt;Get Out of New York In Time. &lt;/i&gt;I particularly enjoy this pull quote from the article at left, attributed to “New York’s Governor” which I can imagine &lt;a href="http://www.hulu.com/watch/48719/saturday-night-live-update-gov-paterson" target="_blank"&gt;Fred Armisen&lt;/a&gt; incorporating:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;My solution to every problem the state has is to tax the holy beejeesus out of everyone in New York City&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/248788682</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/248788682</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:04:30 -0500</pubDate><category>Humor</category><category>New York City</category><category>Jersey City</category><category>Tax</category><category>Quality of Life</category><category>Migration</category></item><item><title>Big Law, We Have A Problem
I hope the Law market corrects before...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://15.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt9gr8eovD1qz7a78o1_r1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;&lt;a href="http://moststronglysupported.com/blog/law-school-admissions/big-law-we-have-a-problem/" target="_blank"&gt;Big Law, We Have A Problem&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hope the Law market corrects before this glut hits. I fear entire cohorts of debt-crushed, articulately quarrelsome, feral type As. There won’t be a spare chair or outlet at any &lt;a href="http://myceolife.com/2009/06/the-rise-of-the-coffice/" target="_blank"&gt;coffice&lt;/a&gt; in urban America. [&lt;a href="http://abovethelaw.com/2009/11/most_lsats_ever.php" target="_blank"&gt;Related&lt;/a&gt;, &lt;a href="http://www.simplyhired.com/a/jobtrends/trend/q-lawyer" target="_blank"&gt;trend&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/247336511</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/247336511</guid><pubDate>Tue, 17 Nov 2009 11:06:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Law</category><category>Lawyers</category><category>Jobs</category><category>Economy</category><category>Graduate</category><category>Professional</category><category>Professional</category><category>School</category></item><item><title>I Dance At Persian Weddings | An interview with Asie Mohtarez</title><description>I Dance At Persian Weddings | An interview with Asie Mohtarez: Asie’s more interesting than...</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/246401903</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/246401903</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 17:05:31 -0500</pubDate><category>Asie Mohtarez</category><category>Interview</category><category>Comedy</category><category>Non-halal</category></item><item><title>I thought Old Timers’ Day was just for baseball until the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt7rpkLOdF1qz7a78o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;I thought Old Timers’ Day was just for baseball until the Citi ATM at work dispensed this stack of &lt;i&gt;Series 1988 A&lt;/i&gt; 20s. That’s &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_twenty-dollar_bill#Federal_Reserve_history" target="_blank"&gt;pre-anti-counterfeiting&lt;/a&gt; strips. Luckily, each cashier who’s noticed reacted cheerily (one gushed about being a hobbyist collector), rather than by phoning the &lt;a href="http://www.ustreas.gov/usss/counterfeit.shtml" target="_blank"&gt;Secret Service&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Incidentally, these Jacksons are holding up well for bills aged roughly 10 times their &lt;a href="http://www.moneyfactory.gov/newmoney/main.cfm/media/circulation" target="_blank"&gt;average circulation life&lt;/a&gt;. I wonder about their &lt;a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twenty_Bucks" target="_blank"&gt;journey&lt;/a&gt;…&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/246201832</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/246201832</guid><pubDate>Mon, 16 Nov 2009 13:08:08 -0500</pubDate><category>Money</category><category>Cash</category><category>Currency</category><category>Twenty dollar bill</category><category>Legal tender</category><category>Twenty Bucks</category></item><item><title>The only thing less seemly than intentionally ingesting gold...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://1.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt32cyHaCh1qz7a78o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;The only thing less seemly than intentionally ingesting gold amid a recession is the means by which I plan to salvage it when I have some privacy.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/243309651</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/243309651</guid><pubDate>Sat, 14 Nov 2009 00:10:33 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>24 Agents Looking for New Writers</title><description>24 Agents Looking for New Writers: Writer’s Digest published a list of ‘24  Agents Who...</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/242792765</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/242792765</guid><pubDate>Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:08:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Writers</category><category>Agents</category><category>Jobs</category><category>Publishing</category><category>Books</category></item><item><title>I met Jhn Brssndn</title><description>…and to answer the obvious question: they’re real, and they’re spectacular.</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/242223077</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/242223077</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 23:46:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>An interesting solution to IE’s legacy web programming...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://4.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kt0lbz3sJF1qz7a78o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;An interesting solution to IE’s legacy web programming thicket: roll your own frame object and bypass the whole sordid business.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/241796364</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/241796364</guid><pubDate>Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:07:11 -0500</pubDate><category>Google Wave</category><category>Internet Explorer 6</category><category>Chrome</category></item><item><title>jhnbrssndn:

GPOYW, Union Sq Starbucks: In The Kingdom of the...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://21.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksymhfV0Qt1qz50jdo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://jhnbrssndn.tumblr.com/post/240562775/gpoyw-union-sq-starbucks-in-the-kingdom-of-the" target="_blank"&gt;jhnbrssndn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;GPOYW, Union Sq Starbucks: In The Kingdom of the Blind the Man With Somewhere To Plug His MacBook In Is King edition&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’ll have to be more &lt;a href="http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&amp;source=s_q&amp;hl=en&amp;geocode=&amp;q=starbucks+coffee+or+%22barnes+and+noble%22&amp;sll=40.735795,-73.99057&amp;sspn=0.006504,0.008712&amp;gl=us&amp;ie=UTF8&amp;hq=starbucks+coffee+or+%22barnes+and+noble%22&amp;hnear=&amp;ll=40.736116,-73.990313&amp;spn=0.003252,0.004356&amp;t=h&amp;z=18" target="_blank"&gt;specific&lt;/a&gt;… unless you &lt;i&gt;don’t&lt;/i&gt; want these posts to result in a rendezvous.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/240611266</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/240611266</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 15:32:01 -0500</pubDate><category>Where In Union Square Is John Brissenden?</category></item><item><title>"All these identities are me: Ms. when I’m out slaying dragons, Mrs. when I’m in the company of those..."</title><description>“All these identities are me: Ms. when I’m out slaying dragons, Mrs. when I’m in the company...</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/240553266</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/240553266</guid><pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 14:26:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Honorifics</category><category>Titles</category><category>Gender</category><category>Etiquette</category><category>De minimis curat feminists</category></item><item><title>"Wrestling isn’t fake. It’s predetermined. So what?"</title><description>“Wrestling isn’t fake. It’s predetermined. So what?” - Hulk Hogan, My Life Outside the...</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/239472500</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/239472500</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 16:27:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Wrestling</category><category>WWF</category><category>WWE</category><category>Bret Heart</category><category>Vince McMahon</category><category>Shawn Michaels</category><category>Montreal Screwjob</category></item><item><title>Atta’boy, George! [On sale today.]</title><description>&lt;img src="http://10.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksvunyUcgC1qz7a78o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;Atta’boy, George! [&lt;a href="http://search.barnesandnoble.com/Last-Words/George-Carlin/e/9781439172957/" target="_blank"&gt;On sale&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://www.borders.com/online/store/TitleDetail?sku=1439172951&amp;cmpid=SL_20091110" target="_blank"&gt;today&lt;/a&gt;.]&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/239154265</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/239154265</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 09:08:00 -0500</pubDate><category>George Carlin</category><category>Last Words</category><category>Memoir</category><category>Bronx Irish</category></item><item><title>“You know, you look so elegant…” Dave’s...</title><description>&lt;img src="http://22.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ksvo1foovZ1qz7a78o1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;“You know, you look so elegant…” Dave’s doing multi-segment piece with Bill Murray right now.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/238821860</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/238821860</guid><pubDate>Tue, 10 Nov 2009 00:17:39 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>noraleah is 2050ad:
Have you seen Glenn Beck’s interview with...</title><description>&lt;object width="400" height="336"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cjl8JP0UWlA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Cjl8JP0UWlA&amp;rel=0&amp;egm=0&amp;showinfo=0&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="400" height="336" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.noraleah.com/post/238693215/2050ad-have-you-seen-glenn-becks-interview" target="_blank"&gt;noraleah&lt;/a&gt; is &lt;a href="http://2050ad.org/post/238691584/have-you-seen-glenn-becks-interview-with-peta" target="_blank"&gt;2050ad&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;Have you seen Glenn Beck’s interview with PETA president Ingrid Newkirk? She bashes Al Gore for eating meat* and in the process brings the clumsy art of pandering to sordid new lows.
&lt;p&gt;* Look, you know &lt;a href="http://2050ad.org/post/72573543/in-his-new-book-mark-bittman-makes-the-case-for" target="_blank"&gt;how I feel about this&lt;/a&gt; — eat less meat, and when you do, choose ethical, sustainable product. But giving up meat and fish is not going to save the planet — even if a lot of us do it. The only people who have the power to save the planet are legislators, and they will only take bold and necessary steps to cap carbon emissions and make corporations pay for their pollution if they are pressured from below. Al Gore lit and stoked that fire. Let the man have his fucking cheeseburger. (Via &lt;a href="http://www.treehugger.com/files/2009/11/peta-president-gore-bashing-glenn-beck.php" target="_blank"&gt;Inhabitat&lt;/a&gt;, with hat tip to Nathan.)&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Wait. Can we address the serious-sounding comment around 3:17? &lt;i&gt;Boeuf&lt;/i&gt;&lt;i&gt; à la mode&lt;/i&gt; is not beef with ice cream. It’s a snooty man’s pot roast, and has made appearances on inaugural plates &lt;a href="http://gherkinstomatoes.com/2008/10/27/all-the-presidents-tables-a-lincolns-inaugural-beef-a-la-mode/" target="_blank"&gt;since&lt;/a&gt; &lt;a href="http://brewedchocolate.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/szath1.jpg" target="_blank"&gt;Lincoln’s&lt;/a&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/238722737</link><guid>http://boutofcontext.tumblr.com/post/238722737</guid><pubDate>Mon, 09 Nov 2009 22:22:00 -0500</pubDate><category>Al Gore</category><category>PETA</category><category>Glenn Beck</category><category>Beef a la mode</category><category>Environmentalism</category><category>Ethics</category><category>Diet</category></item></channel></rss>
